hey there!

Joe and Zerse here! Thats right! A first at the blog!

Joe: We just got back from an eventfull night at the carp fair. Heres Zerse to fill you in on the deets....yo.

Zerse: Did you know that, the carp fair is a scary place this time of year. There was knife slayings, wisky drinking, and drugs. And thats not in old english. Its true. Minus the slayings. BUT THERE WAS A KNIFE! Some dude whipped it out of his sock. Joe and I weren't there to witness the "occurence" but i assure you the act was preformed by the most unpredictable person. Some guy passed out it a ditch, a dude got arrested and we know both of them. Everyone was freaking out but we were like "meh. their loss...losers."

We met a WONDERFUL young man from Canterbury who wanted to buy a purple tux and a top hat. We first met him when he tried to offer us the skin of a stuffed animal (we declined) and was drinking coke preciding to say "I'm high I'm high" and "this is why i drink." He then got the idea to make the bat signal on the sky light. We approved strongly, but didn't want to get arrested. He brought along his nerdy friends, one with the magical talent of putting rubber balls trough his ear and sneezing them out while wearing a plush-tiger-key chain on his zipper. His other friend looked like the grinch. He scared Joe.

Some guy got hit buy a car! He was lying on the ground and the windshield was shattered. But we don't know him...for once.

The rides were fantastico! No wonderland but heck! This is as good as it gets in Ottawa! The food was great. We got beavertails! Mmm mm good. They also sold Deer burgers and bratworst on a bun. We didn't know what bratworst was so we decided that it was rat.
Stealthy cat #1 and #2 were with us. Super sly and super sleek. High five to you chicks!

Joe: Overall it was a great night. I'm pleased that I went! It was like a soap opera without the cheesy acting....so more like a reality show, like laguna beach gone hick...or something of the sort. Enjoy the rest of your week. Have fun and be careful if you're going!

Zerse and Joe. The real Mailman