Mmmmmm just finished my turkey dinner!! I have tasted Heaven and found it sweet!!!! I ate so much :D The chances of me moving right now are minimal.

Yeah I just took a bunch of rockin' pictures! Maybe I should ditch this whole acting thing (which I'm clearly the worst in the troupe anyway) and take up photography! Nah, I couldn't leave the troupe hanging. Who other than I could play Chip!? WHO!?

My computer is being a butt-face and won't let me upload them. So you will just have to take my word for it.

That's about all for now! Happy Turkey Day!! *gobble gobble*

-Shades

(Yes, I know the site is pretty lame right now. We're working on it. Sheesh, give us a break!)

Howz it goin' eh?

Shades reporting in here. Just updating ya'll on the doings of CC. CCM#3 is actually in Utah! Cool, eh? Yes, I know you all miss her, we miss her too :( But she's too busy throwing pillows at her 2 year old niece to miss US :P Don't worry, I'm just joshin' ya! Joe and I (Shades) are making a video for Health class. Perhaps we will post it? We shall see. Maureen is helping with the video, as well as working out her sweet abs. Hahaha.

Yeah, I also must solidify our opinion on Ok Go. They rock to the ultimate degree. They are better than MJ. Yes, I too found it hard to believe--but it is true.

SO yes, that is about all I have to report....Bye :D

-Shades
















<- Shades and Maureen :D

Heeeey! Tis I, your favourite! SHADES! hehe...

Anyway, we just did our Terry Fox run for our school. It was fun! I ran like 7 k!! Go me! I'm a tank! haha not really..

So yeah...I don't really know what to post about yet, because I have not yet chosen a winner for my little contest :P Haha I just felt obliged to post because I have not in a while.

So for all of you who were wondering if I like died or was in a coma, I am perfectly well. Except for the parasitical cold I have. J'ai mal a la gorge! Haha, I rock at french!

Until next time when my blog will *actually* have a point!

-Shades

Hi there,
Well, the fair that sounded... great...! he...he... I'm glad that you had fun. So not much is happening with me so I really have nothing to post about. My night was fairly uneventful other then watching the chronicles of Narnia ( a very lovely film) but other then that nothing, zip, zilch, zero... why do a lot nothing names have z's? Oh and CCM#3 and I created the Marvoulus Heroic SHEEP MAN! Anyways, I have nothing else to say other then when our we filming?

yours truly,

Maureen

P.S. feels as though I live my life on the bad side of the moon

Maureen, I don't know what happened to the picture!! IT DISAPEARED!!! (-shades)

hey there!

Joe and Zerse here! Thats right! A first at the blog!

Joe: We just got back from an eventfull night at the carp fair. Heres Zerse to fill you in on the deets....yo.

Zerse: Did you know that, the carp fair is a scary place this time of year. There was knife slayings, wisky drinking, and drugs. And thats not in old english. Its true. Minus the slayings. BUT THERE WAS A KNIFE! Some dude whipped it out of his sock. Joe and I weren't there to witness the "occurence" but i assure you the act was preformed by the most unpredictable person. Some guy passed out it a ditch, a dude got arrested and we know both of them. Everyone was freaking out but we were like "meh. their loss...losers."

We met a WONDERFUL young man from Canterbury who wanted to buy a purple tux and a top hat. We first met him when he tried to offer us the skin of a stuffed animal (we declined) and was drinking coke preciding to say "I'm high I'm high" and "this is why i drink." He then got the idea to make the bat signal on the sky light. We approved strongly, but didn't want to get arrested. He brought along his nerdy friends, one with the magical talent of putting rubber balls trough his ear and sneezing them out while wearing a plush-tiger-key chain on his zipper. His other friend looked like the grinch. He scared Joe.

Some guy got hit buy a car! He was lying on the ground and the windshield was shattered. But we don't know him...for once.

The rides were fantastico! No wonderland but heck! This is as good as it gets in Ottawa! The food was great. We got beavertails! Mmm mm good. They also sold Deer burgers and bratworst on a bun. We didn't know what bratworst was so we decided that it was rat.
Stealthy cat #1 and #2 were with us. Super sly and super sleek. High five to you chicks!

Joe: Overall it was a great night. I'm pleased that I went! It was like a soap opera without the cheesy acting....so more like a reality show, like laguna beach gone hick...or something of the sort. Enjoy the rest of your week. Have fun and be careful if you're going!

Zerse and Joe. The real Mailman

hello people.

It's ccm#3. That's right. confidential codswallop member number three.
wow. it took awhile to write all of that out. I think I'll just stick with ccm#3. So, today, well tonight, there is suppose to be this fair and I was going to go but I don't know anymore so instead of finding out about the fair and deciding what I am going to do, I'm just going to sit here and write this blog. It's my answer to everything. if any one doesn't already know confidential codswallop has a new site. It's www.confidentialcodswallop.piczo.com. I urge you to go and see it. It's good stuff.

That's all for now.
Goodbye

Which Catwoman is better?
	Selina Kyle (the one from Batman Returns played by Michelle Pieffer)
	Patience (the one played by Halle Berry)
	Selina Kyle 2 (following the death of her parents Selina becomes a thief and learns crazy fighting skills but she never kills.)
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salut,
I just learned that the blue ipod nano I was going to get only comes in 4gb which means that that is like $50 more dollars meaning that I can't get it. :( The nanos are totally remastered with better battery life and beautiful colours... *sigh* ah well 75% of life isn't fair.
On a happier not Confidential Codswallop has just created a new improv series about a Bar. We created the last episode first and now we hope to film the rest quite soon. That's about it.

toodaloo,

Maureen

P.S. I am the Walrus, coocookachoo

Heyllo! How are you all!? Good? Good! I'm good too! That's good :)

I don't really know what I'm going to post about. I haven't decided yet. What do you all think I should post about???

Let's have a CONTEST!! !!! YAY!

Whoever can come up with the most creative thing to post about, I will post about it! And they will receive free Confidential Codswallop merchandise when we make some! Sweet deal, eh?

So comment on what I should post about!!!!

-Shades!!! :)

P.S. This morning I woke up to: "Do You Believe In Magic" Sweet stuff, innit!

Salut!
I noticed that I have not posted in quite awhile so for that I am quite sorry. I don't really have anything to talk about so this is quite pointless. NEWSIES is an amazing, breathtaking film. It is a musical which adds to the already empowering story. If you have not seen it GO AND RENT IT you will not be dissapointed.

Maureen

P.S. I want space, not just air, let em' laugh in my face I don't care.

Heyllo, all!

As I'm sure you've noticed, we have made our blog ORIGINAL and COOL! Does it not rock?? It was done by Joe, the real mailman. It's awesome, eh? So yes, our blog now rocks more than any one else's, except for maybe Ok Go's, but that is to be expected.

Last night, Joe, Maureen, and CCM#3 were at my house. Our activities included: Dancing in the thunderstorm, dancing to Spice Girls, singing loudly, head-bobbing to Ok Go, Internet-surfage, and breaking chairs. Yes, Joe broke one of my chairs. One minute she/he was standing on it dancing to Stop (by the Spice Girls, of course) and the next minute she's on the floor with her foot through the chair. Her leg is now shredded, and my chair is *sniff* no more. But it is an *excellent* story, no?

So those were last night's festivities. I hope you enjoyed hearing about them. Until next time!

-Shades




The Broken Chair.

Who would be the most sucessful if they took over the world?
	Oprah Winfrey?
	Damian Kulash of OK Go (smart man, watch him on youtube)
	ccm#3
	Zerse
	Mr. Charles our former sensi (he's commented a bit, check it out if you can find it)
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Hey fans which i'm proud to say we have after reading the recent postings. School just started and its not too shabby. The teachers are a little "sketchy" but its all too swell other wise. Zerse came in today with suspenders and I was blown away by her/his (just incase we didn't already state the gender) wicked taste in fashion.
My geography teacher is too strange, not even just strange but Too, possible could be a triple "o" after the next week. She's bald, used to teach special ed kids and believes in teamwork. Now team work is a great thing but not when its in her style. Each class she calls on two "leaders" to re-arange the seating plan....every. single. class. It takes literally an hour. She does estranged leadership building games and we played vollyball yesterday. Why? Because it helped loosen the tension. Playing volleyball in a portable obvioulsy isn't going to loosen any tension. She's constantly raving about how she taught special ed children at her old school. Like its lovely and all but I have honestly never met a teacher who raves about their job, or anyone who raves about what they do. I should stop, I shouldn't judge..........but she is crazy. Science class is hardcore. Maureen, ccm#3 and I plus our good friend Alex are all in it. We were locked out today so some guy climbed in through the open window and opened it from the inside. He's on my "who to cast" list now. Pretty rockin'.
They finally have my crunchy bar in stock in the vending machines (yesssssssssssss) and Shades and my lockers are pretty much 3 feet away from eachother so thats swell. Maureen and ccm#3's are definiatly on the polar opposite side of the school.

Some little tib bits before I end this blog:

What's on my locker: OK GO, home made magnets, the troop, movies (john hughes, Little Miss Sunshine, benny and joon)
Favourite class 1st semester: Science
Least favourite class 1st semester: Geography
Lunch: Indian Cuisine
Transportation: City Bus
Favourite class 2nd semester: Drama
Least favourite class 2nd semester: French

Joe. The real Mailman

Heyllo All! It is I, Shades. Once again posting, though it was only yesterday that I last visited you.

I was just reading through all our past postings, and have discovered that I was wrong in my previous statements about our fan club. Further review of our blog/site has revealed to me that we have many readers, all of whom wish to remain anonymous. So to thee, I apologize sincerely.

However, the comments left by said anonymous readers are strangely similar every time and uncommonly not personalized in any way. It is perfectly fine if you wish to remain unknown, but these are quite strange comments. They are suspiciously automated-sounding. Almost as if they are left by a computer--and not in the sense that the person used a computer to comment--or some sort of device alike to that.

Also, numerous comments have said they find our site informative. Which leaves me wondering: In what way are we informative? Do you mean our superior linguistic skills and command of the English (and sometimes French) language? Or do you mean we keep you up-to-date on our movie mishaps and masterpieces? I wish to know the answers to these questions! So if you could be so kind as to enlighten me, it would be most appreciated. :)

Thank you, I enjoy our color scheme as well. Colors are such a delightful way to express one's emotions :)

-Shades

Heyllo!
Joe, you aren't the most dedicated! I check the site every day to see if people are actually READING it! Because so far, we've only got like 1 reader! So there's no point in posting if no one's reading it! But anywho, I shall now post something, for our one faithful and loved reader: ZERSE!!

My summer has been a multitude of traveling, training, and chilling. Such things can only be absorbed in SMALL doses for, ahem, *normal* people. However, we are not normal people! Nor are we conformists! Nor lemmings! Nor sheep! Nor any-other-animal-you-can-think-of-that-follow-the-lead-of-others! We are INDIVIDUALS!! And in being such, we can take in said activities in LARGE doses! We can do all the chilling we feel is necessary to keep our bodies at a comfortable temperature! Although, we are warm blooded creatures....REGARDLESS! My earlier statement of temperature shall remain intact, and true in my mind.

Unfortunately, summer vacation is almost over. *tear*. Although it is gone for another year, we shall remember it fondly. It was such a good vacation. It didn't deserve to be over so soon, so suddenly. And though it is no longer with us physically, it shall forever remain in our hearts.

Fortunately, hockey has started! Yessiree! Try outs are underway! And I'm happy to say I have made it PAST the first cut for the competitive AA team! Snaps for Shades!! *snap snap snap* I shall keep you updated on any further events in the try out process!

Yes, so. Little Miss Sunshine. I heard its a great movie. But once again, guess who was left OUT of the excursion! That's right. Poor itty bitty Shades. No one invites her to movies even though she buys Joe's tickets and refreshments!! You owe me 13 bucks! And I need it because I'm in debt to my parents 75 $...And I owe CCM#3 1$ so I didn't have to count out 100 pennies! Haha, *1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6* hahaha!! That guy was funny.

Anyway...I think that's all I had to say...So bye!!

-Shades
Ain't No Party Like An 'S Club' Party

MY PICTURE WON'T UPLOAD!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :( boooooooohoooooooo

P.s. Ok Go rocks my socks! I have a bunch of their songs! wooo

Crap I've been the only one to post for a vastly extended period of time. Just goes to show who's most dedicated! HA!

Ah... and once again i'm happy to bring you another segment of

CHECK IT OUT MAN!

Yes. This week is a double whammy.

1) Little Miss Sunshine.

No J, this is the best written movie I've seen in a long time. CCM#3 and I had the dear pleaure of divulging into such a piece of art. The characters are fantastic, the plot is unfailing, and humour is quick and smart. I Approve!

Go now. watch. love. Knock your socks off.

2) OK GO!

Wow man! I am so happy that these four men came into my mind through my ear cavity! So fresh and inventive and FUNNY! Also very smart by posting their videos on You Tube to get their stuff out to the peeps. Thats where I found them! I definatly recommend checking them out, or purchasing their tunes, or watching their videos...or voting over constantly to put their song at #1 on Much...'cause we'd all like that...just don't break the internet.

OK GO. New. Fresh. WICKED SLICK. knock your socks off.

Joe. The real Mailman.

I GOT MY VIDEO CAMERA!







Joe. The real Mailman

CHECK IT OUT MAN!

Maureen was recently at my house last...well... yesterday, and we had the pleasure of feasting our eyes on one of the greatest parodies of 50's musicals ever produced.
1990's teen flick Cry-Baby starring Johnny Depp and Amy Locane. The movie includes the cheesiest acting, lines, and characters I have ever watched, but in being that way makes the movie the miracle it is. Johnny and Amy also introduced a new side to their artistic selfs by recording their own voices onto the soundtrack. So all those unbelievably catchy tunes you'll be humming for the next few weeks are sung by them. Which is pretty frickin' awesome.

85% on rotten tomatoes, B+ on yahoo, and 41/2 stars on video-review.com
Cry-Baby. Knock your socks off.

Joe. The real Mailman.

Heyllo! I'm back! Well, I didn't go anywhere, but I'm back to the site, so to speak. Anywho..

Does anyone here watch le Tour de France?? I do! Every morning!! Well anyway, after the retirement of Lance Armstrong and the suspending of Juan Ulrich and Ivan Basso, as well as 7 other riders, the winner of the Tour was uncertain, but now it IS certain. And that winner is a certain American by the name of Floyd Landis! Woo! I'm so happy he's winning, and he will win!

Le Tour De France is THE hardest sporting event to win. Next to the tour, the stanley cup is NOTHING. They ride for about 5 hours, climb virtually straight up mountains, sprint to the finish. This alone is practically impossible-but no, that's not enough for these guys, they do this for 3 weeks straight! Crashing on the roads of France, flipping over roadside barriers, falling down mountain sides just to wear a yellow jersey. Broken bones, infected cuts down to the bone, disintegrating hips, dehydration-none of these stop cyclists! They decend mountains at over 70 miles per hour-while they're turning sharp corners! It's CRAZY!!!

So all in all...if you would like to watch some real hardcore athletes, the only thing you need to see is the Tour de France. Some people say cycling is complicated-drafting, time-trialing, climbing-but this race is really quite simple: Ride around France faster than anyone else in the world.

-Shades




<- check it out! two pictures!

BOO!

HEY! I am back from the all powerful very humid and outlit infested ORLANDO FLORIDA! Yes it was ok. I prefere the States in small doses, one week it too much for someone like myself. Four days in New York and I'm beat. I was there for a very prestigeous dance performance in Disney World itself and did quite well, although the dance wasn't the best part. I am infact
-now- a roller-coaster-junkie. Yes! (holds up up with a certain amount of twisted pride). I've watch my close friends and family mount those seemingly daunting seats and pull thoughs seemingly faulty braces over their bodies and rocket a seemingly 3,723,9183,1273 mph down a seemingly 170 ft drop. ALL LIES! It's the best sensation I have ever felt come over my body, like I'm flying! It's wonderful.
I also went to the beach and got horribly burned. I'm not a water person, although my horoscope says I should be. I like being inside, I'm definatly an inside person, like a...a housefly...
actually thats a tad revolting...I take that back.
So I'm back, with more souvenirs than I can handle, and a whole new wardrobe...well two new shirts and a pair of pants, but that's all I'm going to wear for the next 7 months. And, I went on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride! They vamped it up. It's pretty sweet.

SO I'M BACK! And ready to make some more movies...as soon as I get a camera...

Joe. The real Mailman.

Heyllo!
As you may (Zerse) or may not (everyone else) know, I--along with the other three members of CC--have just returned from a fun-filled night at Joe's house! It was tres fun! Me and CCM#3 made up new superheros! And as a large collective group, we ran away from cars and posed as lawn gnomes :)
While we were attending these festivities, we watched 3 movies. 2 were real movies that were produced by famous companies, and one was of our own creation (Bus Stop). Both of the real movies had Johnny Depp in them, and no I do not obess over him, nor do I think he is "dreamy" (though he is attractive, he IS over 40, has kids and is with someone. I do not fantasize over trivial nonsense.). However, I do consider him one of the better actors in existence--past OR present--and hold him in the highest regard.
The movies we watched were Benny and Joon (though we came in about 3/4 of the way through) and Don Juan de Marco (or whatever it is). There were some GREAT lines in these movies. Excellent acting and cinematography (spelling?!?).
Just thought I'd fill you in on such happenings. Also, Joe is going off to Floride (oooo je speakay le francais tres bien!) for like 10 days or something. So he/she shall not be posting for awhile.

Parting with such sweet sorrow,
Shades.
I'm sure you've realized that I have yet to gain access to my regular computer.

hi there Satan

This one is for the legions on fans who are sitting expectantly by there computer waiting for me to post my next pessimistic post. I have one question for you...Which of us four (yes, there are four of us...) do the fans like the best??? I think people might like Maureen because of her happy bubbly attitude, or maybe Shades because of his (her?) actractive pictures... Joe maybe because he is actually a mailman and I have a hunch people like mailmen... I'm going now. Yes it's sad. goodbye

Have a good life Satan.

Hello all!
Ok I promise I won't obsess over pirates 2 but I must donate one post to it! It was indeed amazing! Captain Jack is back with many funny lines and since Shades and Joe have pretty much filled you in about the movie so I'll just give you a little taste:

Elizabeth:There will come a moment where you will be able to choose the right thing.
Jack: I love those moments I like to wave at them as they pass bye.

Jack: Hide the rum.
(it's funny when you see it!)

Jack: (in sing song) I've got a jar of dirt!

note* probably not exact wording

Well, that's it for now,

ta,

Maureen

P.S. Yes I am a Pirate, a few hundred years too late.

CHECK IT OUT MAN!

There was once a movie. That changed out opinon on the theatre and movies altogether. On acting, on actors, and on a wonderful man named Johnny Depp. I am writing to tell you about its sequel.

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MAN'S CHEST

dudes and gentlemen it's awesome! 3 1/2 stars? What a load of bajerbackak! FOUR SOLID STARS OR MORE! Although I do admit the first is the best and will undoubtedly always be the best even after the third, the second is still something to behold. The mysterious and witty Captain Jack is back with more great lines and silly antics and an entrance that definately meets the one from the last movie! Will is still the greatest good guy to ever hit the screen, and Miss Swan gets to kick some wicked pirate butt...finally! And oh ya! Be sure to stay after the credits!

POTC: Dead Man's Chest. Knock your socks off.

Joe. The real Mailman.

Heyllo Fans! (Yay, I can finally put that plural!)
I'm back, and *gasp*, it has only been 2 days since my last post!! That may be a record for me! Maybe not for Joe (who seems to have no life except this...haha just kidding...maybe..) but for me it is!
Anywho! As you've all pointed out, I was out of the country for the viewing of Superman but that doesn't mean you couldn't maybe, oh I don't know, waited a few days! You fail to point out the countless movies I've waited to see because CCM#3 was in Utah! Or Maureen was in Griffith! And there were a few times when Joe was at DANCE! Tsk tsk. Such incriminating evidence against you all, and you have the nerve to say that I am the one out of line? In the words of Captain Hook--Bad form, old mate.
Moving on! To continue on what Maureen was saying, yes, Pirates of the Caribbean 2 came out, and we went to see it (together, along with 12 other people..*gasp* we have that many friends!?!) And I am happy to say, it was not a let down! Well CCM#3 was a bit disapointed, but to the rest of us, it was a great swash-buckling film! Absolutely fantastic! Go and buy a ticket, thou shalt not regret it! I guarantee (spelling?!?) that!
HA! I say we start talking about CC and not about who went to what movie, hmm?
Currently and recently, we have been unable to produce any new films because of the malfunction of Joe's camera! Fortunately, we are working on purchasing a new one. Contrary to that, however, as it is quite expensive to buy a decent camera (which we want), and we are but 8.5th (formerly 8th, soon to be 9th) graders with no jobs, it is taking longer than we hoped. Such misfortune, tsk tsk. But we are otherwise still in action! We have been going through our old movies, which are quite hilarious might I add, and have noticed some places where we need to improve, so fortunately for you our next films will be spectacular! Unfortunately, this all depends on when we can purchase a new recording device.
Is it just me, or were there a lot of fortunes running around the previous paragraph willy nilly?! I think there were! Ah well, such is life!
Now it is time for me to sign off, for I am tired (as the many possible spelling/grammar mistakes show). I have been typing to the brink of exhaustion, and I am off for a very well deserved sleep.
Tootaloo!

-Shades
Unfortunately, I am still not able to access my normal computer, so you will have to imagine my wonderful picture for yourselves. Tata!

Hello!
Maureen here, I know I have not spoken in quite some time but here I am! I just have to say SUPERMAN IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!! For real, no joke! The film moves fast and has great style, direction and acting. If you have not seen it you must go buy a ticket NOW! Anyways Pirates is coming out in two days which for me is a BIG deal. So, I am very excited and I hope that it won't be a let down.
As to you CCM #3 all I have to say is that how do you know? Super powers could infact be real. You have no right to say that things are impossible. No one has the right to assume that they know the truth. When infact i believe no one knows the truth.
Now to address Shades, you should not feel betrayed or mutinized (word?) you simply were not in the country. Forgeting this we did actually call you but alas, we remembered you infact left us. So no one should feel upset except CCM#3 who has no imagination.
Well that is pretty much it. Also when are we going to start filming? Any movie?

ttfn,

Maureen

P.S. Sometimes I despair the world will never see another man like him

Heyllo! Tis I, Shades. Yes, I know it has been quite a long while, and for that I apologize profusely. It has been so long that I almost forgot what colour font I use! Because, you know, that fact is very *very* important.
As well, I apologize for my recent obsessive comments about X-Men. Yes, as I'm sure you've noticed, I love them quite a bit. But, seeing as the rest of the troope (I added an e. Just for the heck of it) is on my case about it, I shall stop. Except for maybe a few here and there. But none of these shall be quite so elaborate.
It has been brought to my attention that the rest of the troope has gone to see Superman with out me! Quite frankly, I am appalled (spelling?) that they would commit such a crime against me! I mean I know I can be annoying a times, but that's hardly a reason to go see a movie with out me! Tis almost enough to make me not want to see Pirates of the Caribbean, not with you, but with another group of friends! How do you like them apples! Yes, I know it may surprise you that I do, in fact, have other friends! But they are quite real, far from imaginary if that's what you were thinking! I fart in your general direction! (10 points to whoever can guess what movie that's from!)
And so, that brings me to the conclusion of today's message. I hope you all enjoyed it very much! *smiles innocently* And I apologize that I do not have my trademark picture to add, the reason being that I am not on my regular computer. As a matter of fact, I am not even in the same country as the rest of the troope! So, HA!
Happy 4th of July!!!

-Shades

P.S. what is this about a new movie and the T.O. film festivities? Clearly, I am being excluded! Wait...is it that spy one?

Hello there.

This is again ccm#3. I have no name. isn't that good stuff? That's right. You just heard me type a slightly optamistic phrase and I don't know, maybe it's the summer and the fact that I am not in school but I really don't care that I am not upholding my image of the evil pessimistic one of the group. Yes that is right.

Now enough of this so-called happiness, I have another point to make. I have seen the new movie of Superman as have cc members #1 and #4 (sorry shades) and it was a good movie. BUT before this becomes another X-men crisis (sorry shades) let's let it go. Let's not become obsessed with it and let's just relax. IT WASN'T THAT GOOD! You people are freaks and I think you should focus more on your REAL life than on a super hero movie where there is NO possibility of it being real. SUPER HERO'S DON'T EXIST! NEITHER DO MUTANTS OR ANY OTHER FORM OF ACTION HERO!

And just like that I'm back to being myself.

On a good note, this is information for all of our avid readers which I am sure there are many of, Confidential Codswallop is making a new movie! It is being directed by mostly Joe and myself, and starred by people we don't know yet. We are holding auditions soon. Another interesting thing about this movie is that we aren't just going to keep it on the shelf where it can rot away and be eaten by monkeys, we are planning on entering this particular movie into the Toronto Film Festival.

So when you see our newly fame stricken movie hit the theatres and become the biggest film after Napolean Dynamite, you will be able to say that you (kinda) knew us and then no one will believe you because, let's face it the world is cruel.

Well that was quite an run-on sentance.

Have a good life Satan.

Hello readers.

I'd like to add a point that is important to me and my on-developing career. Directors. Not just the art of directing but the people who do it and influence our on growing popular culture. So with this I'd like to add the 5 directors who have influenced me and my life, my sense of humour, and the way I go about things. Here they are.

#5: Tim Burton

#4: M. Night Shymalan

#3: Ron Howard

#2: Wes Anderson

#1: John Hughes

With this I'd like to ask you all to go out and watch one of their movies. They're geniuses! (THEY are in no specific order may I add)

Joe. The real Mailman.

CHECK IT OUT MAN!

Zack's Diner, Downtown ottawa, best milkshakes in town, go, now!

Not only do they make a mean concoction for ice cream and fruits, but they make pretty sweet bugers too. Knock your socks off.

I'd would also like to take this time to wish our good friend Shades a FABULOUS BIRTHDAY! >>>>>>>>>>> (BEN FOSTER)

BONNE FETE A TOI! BONNE FETE A TOI! BONNE FETE BON FETE BONNE FETE A TOI!

See ya tommorow man! (saturday june 17)

Joe. The real Mailman.

Hey Men...or...women????

Alright. X-Men is a great movie, yes, but I think it's time we move past it. That's all we've been talking about for the past month by golly! X-Men was a great film don't get me wrong! But I think our lives have more to them then these fictional (and yet rather cool) action heros.

Alright to my next point! Our dear friend Zerse is having an end of the year party for all of us and our fellow graduates. This brings up some important and wit testing questions:

1) Do we need to bring snacks?
2) I like snacks
3) If you guys have any music...shall we bring it? And what songs? 70's, 80's, 40's?
4) Where does Zerse live?
5) Are you all excited?
6) I'm excited.
7) Are we possibly going to watch any movies? If so, I have a rather lengthy list of what ROCKS!
8) Is it a pool party? If so we shall decide unanimous: To swim or not to swim.
9) ...ummm....this one has seemed to slip my mind.
10) I think we should get all the guys to pants Alex. I'd be funny. Ohhh, sweet revenge.

That's all folks. I feel a new "CHECK IT OUT" segment coming up so stay posted.

Joe. The real Mailman.

X-MEN TRIVIA TIME!!!!!!!!! woooooooooo!

Try to correctly answer these questions!

1. Who were the original 5 X-Men? (Not including Professor Xavier)
2. What is Jean Grey's X-Men name?
3. What religion is Magneto?
4. What relation does the man who created 'the cure' (in X3) have to the X-Men?
5. What is Night-Crawler's real name?

Good Luck!

-Shades







P.S. I had a more elaborate trivia session written out with points and rules and all that jazz, but then my computer crashed and I was too lazy to write it out again. So...deal with it *sticks out tongue*

Hey followers...which we seem to be lacking.

I am on a quest for good quotes. Not from movies, but from your everyday lives. Hear something touchy? humorous? frightening? Inform us! One of the best ways (i think) to get ideas for movies is through a good line, then you develope off that.

Thanks. Please reply. Here's looking at you Zerse!

Joe. The real Mailman.

Alright followers it's the 2nd of June! I was going to say it was the 1st but saddly I seemed to have gone through my days without recongizing the important day in our lives. Today (infact) this means there are only 23 days left until SCHOOL IS OUT! I feel the need to get up and dance to some Beach Boys.

I took this time to tell you this and to say DON'T SLACK OFF YOU SLACKERS! Keep working...and partying...and possiblily making fun of that teacher who we all love to hate but a won't say her name just incase the worst has happened.

All right. Tah tah...that is definately not how you spell that...

Joe. The real Mailman.

Continuing Joe's comment...

X3 IS AMAZING!!! CHEESE AND RICE! It was MINDBLOWING, FLABBERGHASTING, SOCK-KNOCKING (off), and any other adjective that relates to these that you can think of!

And he's not just "a cool guy with wings" he's none other than Warren Worthington III. Better known as Angel. (Except in the comics and shows he's called Arch Angel) He's AWESOME! The opening scene with him in the bathroom is sooo sad :(
He's so good, it makes me wish I had those big, plushy wings. !!! Really! I do! I'm not even kidding! Ben Foster was the PERFECT choice! I don't think any other actors could've pulled off a 16' wingspan. What can I say, The man looks good with wings.

for more info go to www.x-menthelaststand.com !!! Don't forget to check out the profile for Angel!!

-Shades





Ooo, head shot.

16' Wingspan. Impressive. Note the angelic glow

Aww poor Warren, keeps his wings tied up :(

I'll Try to get more out later.

Later!

P.S. Joe, you still owe me 5 bucks.

CHECK IT OUT MAN!

The new X-Men movie blew my mind! It was flabberghasting! I'm a utterly-over exaggerated sucker for Action Hero flicks. Go check it out. It's worth the over priced $10 ticket. Great action, romance, those "what the heck just happened?!?" scenes, a touch of creepiness, humour, and a really cool guy with wings!

X-Men 3: The Last Stand. Knock your socks off.

Joe. The real Mailman.

X3 IS FINALLY OUT!!!

-Shades

CHECK IT OUT MAN!



http://www.virgin.net/movies/movietrailers/archive/r.html


click on the very last movie title on the list. Knock your socks off.

Joe. The real Mailman.

I feel ashamed.

I feel as if I've been ridiculous lately and I'm sorry if anyone feels the same way. I really don't know. And the people reading this who don't know me personally really really don't know. I'm not sure. Track and Field...the whole directing shmit, which I think is just completely ridiculous, my hippocremasion...however you say it I'm not quite sure. I just made a milkshake...but I don't think the adds to my self-not-liking-one-bit right now. So sorry guys, inform me if I'm being dumb. Maybe I'm tired, maybe it's stress, maybe it's a lack of calcium I'm not sure. But I will find out...soon...possibly after i help myself to a burger...or another milkshake.

Joe. Who doesn't really feel like delivering mail right now...but is still the real Mailman.

you're stupid

guess who it's from...

Heyllo.

Tis I, Shades and Maureen! We are posting a message to you all. All of..you. May you be imaginary. A loser/loner. Eaten by a bear. Confused. Forced. Or very interesting. Hmmm

Nice secret message there CCM#3. It was great. Really. I'm not being sarcastic at all.

When we sat down to type this message we thought to ourselves:
Should it be Profound?
Or should it be tear jerking and inspiring?
Or so funny you fall off the chair?

And then we found ourselves thinking. Let's go eat cake.

BUT! THEN! A ever so tragic event occured. We. Could. Not. Decide......


WHAT KIND OF CAKE TO EAT!?!?!?

Oh the travesty! OH THE HUMANITY! Such a choice...such a choice indeed...

SO! We sat down at our desk of PROFOUNDNESS and INSPIRATION and made a list.
A list so epic.
A list so aweful it was so full of awe you could not fill it any more. NOT EVEN A BIT.
A list so *insert word here*.

A list, of cakes.

The list included:
1.) Chocolate
2.) Vanilla
3.) Chocolate and Vanilla Swirl (oh the swirliness...)
4.) Cheesecake
5.) Strawberry Cheesecake
6.) Strawberry Short Cake
7.) Upsidedown Pineapple Raspberry Pecan Bean Cake

After a long and brutal discussion. We came to a decision that. We wanted PIE!!!!

BUT! We could not decide what kind of pie,
SO! We sat down ***THIS POST HAS BEEN EDITED FOR TIME AND SPACE REASONS***

And after another long and brutal discussion, we decided that. WE WERE NO LONGER HUNGRY. So we completely scrapped that idea.

But then we decided that we wanted cake, regardless of our stomach status. So, we are going to eat all our cakes. All of them. Even the Upsidedown Pineapple Raspberry Pecan Bean Cake.

Good Bye.

P.S. Eatin' chocolate cake in the back

Hi there Satan,

firstly, Shades were you refering to me?? if so I am indignant! And beleive it is necessary to call you a JERK FACE.

secondly as Maureen has STUPIDLY informed you all, yes Shades and I are both gifted. this means nothing and should never have been written on the blogspot. I don't beleive it was very wise of you.

ccm#3

I hate you all

Extra points to who ever can figure that out.

HOLA EVIL SMART PEOPLE!
This is Maureen and due to a certain comment by one of you gifted people (the comment was not a posted comment but a verbal one) I AM VERY ANGRY! Just because Joe and I are not 'gifted' doesn't mean we are any DIFFERENT THEN YOU!

That's all,

Maureen

P.S. And I knew there was NO HELP, NO HELP FROM YOU!

Hola!
This no one other then Maureen! In case you couldn't tell by my writing!Because I'm the only one who writes with purple! Anyways i just wanted to welcome Zerse! Be sure to tell all your friends about our site! Anyways i think we should talk about possible movie ideas or funny stuff:
"My brother stole my last name!!!!!"
"Simon Cowel is wearing a suit!"
and that's pretty much it!

WRITE,

Maureen

P.S. I've got soul but I'm not a soldier

Well, it seems every post I .. post makes someone upset! Sheesh! And here I thought I was a genius who came up with a brilliant way to release some strain with in the group. This is so frustrating.

It would also be nice if we could get a few more viewers to, well, view and comment on the blog. So, tell ALL of your friends. Even if you're some sort of loner, tell your teddy bear and your imaginary buddies or something. Because you never know, they could like come to life and steal your computer while you're sleeping. Maybe they're secretly in love with our heinous acting skillz (with a Z)! WHO ARE YOU TO DENY THEM WHAT MAKES THEM TRULY HAPPY! WHO ARE YOU TO TAKE AWAY THEIR ENTERTAINMENT AND LIFE SUPPORT! WHO ARE YOU TO SEND THEM INTO THE DEEP AND UNFORGIVING BOWELS OF DEPRESSION! WHO I SAY! WHO!?

That is all.

Take off you hoser! Don't make me steam roller you, eh?

-Shades

P.S. That post was beauty, eh?

Hello

I have witnessed multiple accusations that have been placed upon me and I feel that this is the time to set these runors straight.

First of all when have Joe and I been fighting over who is director I fully agree with Joe when he said that we are all directors here. The only difference is that Joe and I both want to become directors when we are more fully grown and Maureen and Shades do not. People who have known us and know our true identities might think that I am just saying I want to be a director because Joe does. THIS IS INCORRECT. I am also tired of people thinking this. Just because I don't make movies and do allt hat crap doesn't mean the Joe wants to be a director more than me. And now I am finished. ha

Secondly, people have be decribing me as evil and pesimistic. I reject this and fully persuade you all to do the same. I am a happy person. I really really am. I do relize that by saying this it makes me sound even more evil and a little desperate. I don't freaking care. Yes I do sound slightly angry by typing this, that is because I am. right now any way. That is my problem. I have violent mood swings. one moment I will be quite cheerful and content and then some one stupid does something stupid and it pisses me off. And then I turn into the incredible Hulk and kill inocent bystandards wearing purple pants. So be warned don't wear pants off the purple colour, might want to stay away from pink ones to. Sorry Maureen.

ccm#3

Hahahaha when I was reading your post, Joe, I laughed ever so much. When you went off about how we were all equals, I just saw that thing, where the american flag turns into the background, and that song plays, and the fireworks. Ahahaha.

Anyway, its Zerse, not Zeuse. Heh, nice try though :)

Yes...I have forgotten what I was going to say. Ah well, such is life.

-Shades

I'm Back.


Alright I've been away in Mt. Tremblant for a day. A rather devistating amount of time when you're apart of something as fast paced as Confidential Codswallop.
Just feel like I should clear up somethings.

When have CCM#3 and I been fighting over director? And If Shades and Maureen havent noticed yet, you are also directors. We are all equals in this bussiness. We all have equal amount of control over what happens. That was one of the first rules I put into play with this troop.

I think you guys should all watch the movie Rushmore. Dear god it's hillarious! It's amother one of my Indie Films so there's a whole lot of darkness, sarcasm, awkward wit, and really well scripted characters.

I finally painted my nail again*, its a nice shade of baby blue.

If Zeuse reads this before tomorrow before tom. (Monday) we're seeing the Da Vinci Code at 4:45. Call me.

Who's Otter-man? He/She? Apart of the Company? You guys better do some digging for me.

That's all cops. Catch you on the 'mer.

Joe. The real Mailman.

*I paint my thumb a different colour every week. It's my own personal form of anarchy.

Good day to you all. Well...all of our imaginary fans that is. We have yet to have someone other than actual members of our troop comment on anything. *Sigh* Such is life...

I think I have solved the dilema of what profile picture to post. As you can see, I put a video camera hang thingie..since we're an acting troop and all...

Yes..I'm listening to The Beach Boys
I was listening to Vanilla Ice's Ice Ice Baby. And watching the music video, it was quite funny.

I don't really have much to say, I'm just really bored. Joe and Maureen have left for the weekend and I don't know where CCM #3 is. *Sigh* So I am left alone, for I have few, if not no, other friends. So I sit here in the basement in front of my computer. If it weren't for the clock on the computer desktop, I wouldn't know if it were day or night. I am in a proverbial cave. *sigh*

Well...I'm going to go watch more old school music videos of rappers trying too hard to be cool. A.k.a. I'm going to watch more Vanilla Ice.

Parting with such sweet sorrow,
Shades

It has recently come to my attention that there is a constant struggle for directorial supremecy between Joe and CCM #3. Both would like full and complete directing superiority. But alas, it cannot be. So, I have devised a fool-proof way of deciding who is the ULTIMATE DIRECTOR.

Ready?

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 10. Pick a number. Who ever guesses it first, wins.

If that fails, we shall move onto the next GRUELLING CHALLENGE!
It will be fierce.
It will be challenging.
It will test your morals and your humanity.
It will test your guts.
It will test your will.
And ultimately, it will test your hand speed.

Rock, paper, scissors.
Let's keep it a nice clean game, people. You will choose Rock, Paper, OR Scissors. You may not choose all three...well if you can find a way to make that work..we shall see. No making up new weapons.
Rock beats Scissors. Simply because Rock smashes Scissors.
Scissors beats Paper. Obviously because Scissors cuts Paper.
Paper beats Rock. Not sure why. Supposebly because Paper is magic and covers Rock and makes it immobile, though that is utterly and completely useless, seeing as rocks are already immobile. If I were Paper, I would wrap myself around my enemies and they would suffocate. I have come to the conclusion that they made it 'magic' Paper so that something would beat Rock. To me, Rock is superior.

If THAT doesn't work, we will move to the most boring and uneventful way of deciding. And that is alligator wrestling. But that is so boring, I would not see why one would choose this.

We shall soon see: Who. Is. SUPERIOR!
(this would be an excellent game show...perhaps I should be that director...)

Tune in EVERYDAY OF YOUR LIFE to find out what happens next.

-Shades

I think we should use this picture

It's amazing


ccm#3