Continuing Joe's comment...

X3 IS AMAZING!!! CHEESE AND RICE! It was MINDBLOWING, FLABBERGHASTING, SOCK-KNOCKING (off), and any other adjective that relates to these that you can think of!

And he's not just "a cool guy with wings" he's none other than Warren Worthington III. Better known as Angel. (Except in the comics and shows he's called Arch Angel) He's AWESOME! The opening scene with him in the bathroom is sooo sad :(
He's so good, it makes me wish I had those big, plushy wings. !!! Really! I do! I'm not even kidding! Ben Foster was the PERFECT choice! I don't think any other actors could've pulled off a 16' wingspan. What can I say, The man looks good with wings.

for more info go to www.x-menthelaststand.com !!! Don't forget to check out the profile for Angel!!

-Shades





Ooo, head shot.

16' Wingspan. Impressive. Note the angelic glow

Aww poor Warren, keeps his wings tied up :(

I'll Try to get more out later.

Later!

P.S. Joe, you still owe me 5 bucks.

CHECK IT OUT MAN!

The new X-Men movie blew my mind! It was flabberghasting! I'm a utterly-over exaggerated sucker for Action Hero flicks. Go check it out. It's worth the over priced $10 ticket. Great action, romance, those "what the heck just happened?!?" scenes, a touch of creepiness, humour, and a really cool guy with wings!

X-Men 3: The Last Stand. Knock your socks off.

Joe. The real Mailman.

X3 IS FINALLY OUT!!!

-Shades

CHECK IT OUT MAN!



http://www.virgin.net/movies/movietrailers/archive/r.html


click on the very last movie title on the list. Knock your socks off.

Joe. The real Mailman.

I feel ashamed.

I feel as if I've been ridiculous lately and I'm sorry if anyone feels the same way. I really don't know. And the people reading this who don't know me personally really really don't know. I'm not sure. Track and Field...the whole directing shmit, which I think is just completely ridiculous, my hippocremasion...however you say it I'm not quite sure. I just made a milkshake...but I don't think the adds to my self-not-liking-one-bit right now. So sorry guys, inform me if I'm being dumb. Maybe I'm tired, maybe it's stress, maybe it's a lack of calcium I'm not sure. But I will find out...soon...possibly after i help myself to a burger...or another milkshake.

Joe. Who doesn't really feel like delivering mail right now...but is still the real Mailman.

you're stupid

guess who it's from...

Heyllo.

Tis I, Shades and Maureen! We are posting a message to you all. All of..you. May you be imaginary. A loser/loner. Eaten by a bear. Confused. Forced. Or very interesting. Hmmm

Nice secret message there CCM#3. It was great. Really. I'm not being sarcastic at all.

When we sat down to type this message we thought to ourselves:
Should it be Profound?
Or should it be tear jerking and inspiring?
Or so funny you fall off the chair?

And then we found ourselves thinking. Let's go eat cake.

BUT! THEN! A ever so tragic event occured. We. Could. Not. Decide......


WHAT KIND OF CAKE TO EAT!?!?!?

Oh the travesty! OH THE HUMANITY! Such a choice...such a choice indeed...

SO! We sat down at our desk of PROFOUNDNESS and INSPIRATION and made a list.
A list so epic.
A list so aweful it was so full of awe you could not fill it any more. NOT EVEN A BIT.
A list so *insert word here*.

A list, of cakes.

The list included:
1.) Chocolate
2.) Vanilla
3.) Chocolate and Vanilla Swirl (oh the swirliness...)
4.) Cheesecake
5.) Strawberry Cheesecake
6.) Strawberry Short Cake
7.) Upsidedown Pineapple Raspberry Pecan Bean Cake

After a long and brutal discussion. We came to a decision that. We wanted PIE!!!!

BUT! We could not decide what kind of pie,
SO! We sat down ***THIS POST HAS BEEN EDITED FOR TIME AND SPACE REASONS***

And after another long and brutal discussion, we decided that. WE WERE NO LONGER HUNGRY. So we completely scrapped that idea.

But then we decided that we wanted cake, regardless of our stomach status. So, we are going to eat all our cakes. All of them. Even the Upsidedown Pineapple Raspberry Pecan Bean Cake.

Good Bye.

P.S. Eatin' chocolate cake in the back

Hi there Satan,

firstly, Shades were you refering to me?? if so I am indignant! And beleive it is necessary to call you a JERK FACE.

secondly as Maureen has STUPIDLY informed you all, yes Shades and I are both gifted. this means nothing and should never have been written on the blogspot. I don't beleive it was very wise of you.

ccm#3

I hate you all

Extra points to who ever can figure that out.

HOLA EVIL SMART PEOPLE!
This is Maureen and due to a certain comment by one of you gifted people (the comment was not a posted comment but a verbal one) I AM VERY ANGRY! Just because Joe and I are not 'gifted' doesn't mean we are any DIFFERENT THEN YOU!

That's all,

Maureen

P.S. And I knew there was NO HELP, NO HELP FROM YOU!

Hola!
This no one other then Maureen! In case you couldn't tell by my writing!Because I'm the only one who writes with purple! Anyways i just wanted to welcome Zerse! Be sure to tell all your friends about our site! Anyways i think we should talk about possible movie ideas or funny stuff:
"My brother stole my last name!!!!!"
"Simon Cowel is wearing a suit!"
and that's pretty much it!

WRITE,

Maureen

P.S. I've got soul but I'm not a soldier

Well, it seems every post I .. post makes someone upset! Sheesh! And here I thought I was a genius who came up with a brilliant way to release some strain with in the group. This is so frustrating.

It would also be nice if we could get a few more viewers to, well, view and comment on the blog. So, tell ALL of your friends. Even if you're some sort of loner, tell your teddy bear and your imaginary buddies or something. Because you never know, they could like come to life and steal your computer while you're sleeping. Maybe they're secretly in love with our heinous acting skillz (with a Z)! WHO ARE YOU TO DENY THEM WHAT MAKES THEM TRULY HAPPY! WHO ARE YOU TO TAKE AWAY THEIR ENTERTAINMENT AND LIFE SUPPORT! WHO ARE YOU TO SEND THEM INTO THE DEEP AND UNFORGIVING BOWELS OF DEPRESSION! WHO I SAY! WHO!?

That is all.

Take off you hoser! Don't make me steam roller you, eh?

-Shades

P.S. That post was beauty, eh?

Hello

I have witnessed multiple accusations that have been placed upon me and I feel that this is the time to set these runors straight.

First of all when have Joe and I been fighting over who is director I fully agree with Joe when he said that we are all directors here. The only difference is that Joe and I both want to become directors when we are more fully grown and Maureen and Shades do not. People who have known us and know our true identities might think that I am just saying I want to be a director because Joe does. THIS IS INCORRECT. I am also tired of people thinking this. Just because I don't make movies and do allt hat crap doesn't mean the Joe wants to be a director more than me. And now I am finished. ha

Secondly, people have be decribing me as evil and pesimistic. I reject this and fully persuade you all to do the same. I am a happy person. I really really am. I do relize that by saying this it makes me sound even more evil and a little desperate. I don't freaking care. Yes I do sound slightly angry by typing this, that is because I am. right now any way. That is my problem. I have violent mood swings. one moment I will be quite cheerful and content and then some one stupid does something stupid and it pisses me off. And then I turn into the incredible Hulk and kill inocent bystandards wearing purple pants. So be warned don't wear pants off the purple colour, might want to stay away from pink ones to. Sorry Maureen.

ccm#3

Hahahaha when I was reading your post, Joe, I laughed ever so much. When you went off about how we were all equals, I just saw that thing, where the american flag turns into the background, and that song plays, and the fireworks. Ahahaha.

Anyway, its Zerse, not Zeuse. Heh, nice try though :)

Yes...I have forgotten what I was going to say. Ah well, such is life.

-Shades

I'm Back.


Alright I've been away in Mt. Tremblant for a day. A rather devistating amount of time when you're apart of something as fast paced as Confidential Codswallop.
Just feel like I should clear up somethings.

When have CCM#3 and I been fighting over director? And If Shades and Maureen havent noticed yet, you are also directors. We are all equals in this bussiness. We all have equal amount of control over what happens. That was one of the first rules I put into play with this troop.

I think you guys should all watch the movie Rushmore. Dear god it's hillarious! It's amother one of my Indie Films so there's a whole lot of darkness, sarcasm, awkward wit, and really well scripted characters.

I finally painted my nail again*, its a nice shade of baby blue.

If Zeuse reads this before tomorrow before tom. (Monday) we're seeing the Da Vinci Code at 4:45. Call me.

Who's Otter-man? He/She? Apart of the Company? You guys better do some digging for me.

That's all cops. Catch you on the 'mer.

Joe. The real Mailman.

*I paint my thumb a different colour every week. It's my own personal form of anarchy.

Good day to you all. Well...all of our imaginary fans that is. We have yet to have someone other than actual members of our troop comment on anything. *Sigh* Such is life...

I think I have solved the dilema of what profile picture to post. As you can see, I put a video camera hang thingie..since we're an acting troop and all...

Yes..I'm listening to The Beach Boys
I was listening to Vanilla Ice's Ice Ice Baby. And watching the music video, it was quite funny.

I don't really have much to say, I'm just really bored. Joe and Maureen have left for the weekend and I don't know where CCM #3 is. *Sigh* So I am left alone, for I have few, if not no, other friends. So I sit here in the basement in front of my computer. If it weren't for the clock on the computer desktop, I wouldn't know if it were day or night. I am in a proverbial cave. *sigh*

Well...I'm going to go watch more old school music videos of rappers trying too hard to be cool. A.k.a. I'm going to watch more Vanilla Ice.

Parting with such sweet sorrow,
Shades

It has recently come to my attention that there is a constant struggle for directorial supremecy between Joe and CCM #3. Both would like full and complete directing superiority. But alas, it cannot be. So, I have devised a fool-proof way of deciding who is the ULTIMATE DIRECTOR.

Ready?

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 10. Pick a number. Who ever guesses it first, wins.

If that fails, we shall move onto the next GRUELLING CHALLENGE!
It will be fierce.
It will be challenging.
It will test your morals and your humanity.
It will test your guts.
It will test your will.
And ultimately, it will test your hand speed.

Rock, paper, scissors.
Let's keep it a nice clean game, people. You will choose Rock, Paper, OR Scissors. You may not choose all three...well if you can find a way to make that work..we shall see. No making up new weapons.
Rock beats Scissors. Simply because Rock smashes Scissors.
Scissors beats Paper. Obviously because Scissors cuts Paper.
Paper beats Rock. Not sure why. Supposebly because Paper is magic and covers Rock and makes it immobile, though that is utterly and completely useless, seeing as rocks are already immobile. If I were Paper, I would wrap myself around my enemies and they would suffocate. I have come to the conclusion that they made it 'magic' Paper so that something would beat Rock. To me, Rock is superior.

If THAT doesn't work, we will move to the most boring and uneventful way of deciding. And that is alligator wrestling. But that is so boring, I would not see why one would choose this.

We shall soon see: Who. Is. SUPERIOR!
(this would be an excellent game show...perhaps I should be that director...)

Tune in EVERYDAY OF YOUR LIFE to find out what happens next.

-Shades

I think we should use this picture

It's amazing


ccm#3

I do like Maureen's idea about the photo's. we should all come up with one and then choose betwedn the four. And shades, it was I who deleted the picture, planning on deleting yours and Joe's so that there would be nothing to be mad about. Sadly I could not figuire out how to delete Joe's picture...I think he's invinsible...LIKE WOLVERINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yay
ccm#3

Heyllo, tis I again, Shades. The Oh-So-Cool-One.

THERE HAS BEEN A MUTINY.

Yes, you have heard me correctly. A mutiny. Against *moi* and my masterpiece. As some of you may or may not know, I created a beautiful image of Confidential Codswallop. Against my will, and with out my knowing, the other three members discussed and took action upon deleting it from our blog. Yes, I know what you are all thinking. And I too was quite surprised and unimpressed, seeing as I so gratiously allowed Joe to post hers/his Pretty In Pink photo.

What do you think, oh-so-faithful fans? The time has come to speak up! Fight the power of confinement! Fight the reality of treason and mutiny! Surpress the traitors! Before, there were rumours of a time like this, and that time has come! THE TIME IS NOW! SPEAK! SPEAK NOW! SPEAK I SAY!

Goodbye.

-Shades

P.S. Speak your mind. Think freely. Act up.

Okay!
Thank-you for that... um... interesting blog there CCM#3. To those that have read her blog you may think he/she is unhappy or depressed which is not true. She may not be as peppy as me for instance but that's another that will told another time. I'm sure we are all glad that you have finally posted a blog CCM#3!

Now to buisness! We are to decide on a picture for our profile, as the 'Pretty in Pink' photo has caused quite an upset. I myself think we should each think of a picture and we will decide all together what the picture should be. Or each month we'd switch the picture and we'd rotate on who would pick the picture. I think it should be a Starwars photo.

Maureen

P.S. Free your mind

Why hello there...

I am the infamous and very secretive confidential codswallop member #3. I also do not have a name. I wish to remain completely anonymous and any "nickname" I would choose could possibly lead to the discovery of my identity. Therefore I have no name. I recognize that I am the only member not to have written a slight message in this "blogspot". I also recognize that I have been coldy and shrewdly insulted by shades. And I would like every one to know that I do not apreciate that in the least way. In this little film group we have made I consider myself part director and part actor. If I said that I was all diretor I know I would be resented by Joe, for he/she (which one is it?) is also somewhat interested in video production. I also could not go with out saying that I have not acted in our films, for I have. I have played such devious roles as, the reporter in Blimp Launch, and the murderer in Fish and Chip, the motion picture. Yes. Now I am wishing to be a director when I have grown older, which does not nessesarily mean I am young. About myself, I sing, tap dance, and act. I also play the piano, guitar (both electric and acoustic), saxaphone, and trombone. Sportswise I play tennis, volleyball, football and soccer, though I do not excell in any as much as shades. I enjoy the english language and am satisfied by it. Some people would call me evil, vile and sarcastic...I do not consider them to be correct. In conclusion to this blog, I would like to encourage you to read this blog page everyday of your life and read it on the edge of your seat. You may also like to print it off your computer and bring it to school to show to your friends, I highly suggest you do this, it would make you very cool. You also might think that in writing this e-mail, I would have used the ingenuis thesaurus. This is incorrect, I am just that smart.
goodbye

Hello! It is once again Joe. I feel as if I havent posted for a long time...odd.

I am happy to say I have completed my yearly goal by watching all of John Hughes films by watching (finally!) SIXTEEN CANDLES! It was totally suede. I watched it with by -lacking-in sisterly-love-brother so that was a tad akward...just a tad.

Stay Slick,

Joe

Maureen here,
I was thinking about yuor last entry Shades and realized that we do have a movie in the works! Ofcourse we have yet to film but hopefully we will start filming our next commedia dell'art (a form of comedy that has a basic storyline but is all improvisation and physical comedy.) a super cool spy movie this summer! I just thought I'd point that because personally I am quite excited about it. But ofcourse there's the chance that will never actually film it *knocks on wood*

that's it,

Maureen

P.S. Should I bring him down? Should I scream and shout?

It would seem that all of the CC members have reported to the site, except for our remaining team mate CCM #3. She is a very naughty actor. Tsk tsk. *shakes head* Ah well. There is not much else to report at this moment. We have no movies in progress at this time, at least none that I know about. And if I didn't know about it, we wouldn't be a very good team, now would we? I shall keep you all posted. Heh, all of our non-existent or closet-fans. Wooooo
Parting with such sweet sorrow,
Shades.

Greetings,
I am CCM#4... hehe. At first I was thinking of making my codename terry like TERRY GILLIAM! but then I thought of all other Terry's I could think of and chose against that. So I was thinking about that while listening to Rent and then realized we had no female codenames... interesting, so I decided to yell *yelling* "TO THE STAGE!" and take upon myself to be called Maureen, now this does not mean that she is my favourite, or that I am like her, but she is entertaining and I do love the stage. Also i like the name... kinda. So yes I must say that if you are reading this and you are not part of confidential codswallop, you must be:
a.) confused
b.) lacking a life
c.) forced
d.) very interesting
e.) eaten by a bear

I just thought I'd point that out. Well that's pretty much it... yup... OH! I must say that being in Confiedential Codswallop movies is ridiculusly (spelling?) fun and funny! HA! fun and funny! HA!
ha... ha...

Sincerly,
Maureen

P.S. I've got a good reason for taking the easy way out.

Well. A rather stunning picture don't you think. Excellent visuals.

That is all.

Confidential Codswallop Member # 2

Heyllo. That's right. Both. Hey *and* Hello. I'm *Shades* and I am CCM # 2.
I make some very awesome appearances in our movies. Look for me face, luv. It'll be all ova tha big screen, ye?
Not really, yo. I'm more of a gangsta. Fo sho. So don't get up in ma grill, G. Or I'll pound yo face all da way back to da old school.
BAHAHA I fooled you all. I'm really a nerd :) but *shhhh* no one has to know that.
I'm not as *into* directing/filming as Joe, I'm the athelete of the group. I play le hockey. I'm une gardienne du but. I stop les pucks.
I don't have much else to say...but I guess I'll catch you cats on the flip-flop laaaaater
And I'm spent.

Shades: Out.

Hello. Welcome to our Un/O-fficial site. I...am Joe. Is that my real name? No. Sadly. I am also known as Confidential Codswallop Member #1 (or CCM#1 for short. The 1 may be replaced by a ! on formal occasions.)

CCM#1-Joe
CCM#1-Joe
CCM#1-Joe
CCM#1-Joe
CCM#1-Joe
CCM#1-Joe
CCM#1-Joe

Sorry about that. I always find seeing something repeatedly helps add that bit of information into the "permanent storage" part of the..."brain"...

We are not florists nor a branch off the AA. Nor are we self-help guru's nor an anger managment group. Neither are we of the playboy or the teen celebrities. We can be know as neither bikers nor flashdancers. Are we amongst thy voices of the japenesistc cartoon Dragon Ball "Z"? Nay! Or the characters of the beloved Pokemon? NAY! Although there is much rejoicing whenced it is that time of day...the time of...anime?
ARE WE FOOLISH POETS! NAY! BROADYWAY DANCERS? NAY! IRON CHEFS? NAY! OR THOSE ANNOYING PEOPLE WHO ALWAYS CALL AT DINNER TRYING MAKE YOU BUY THE NEW LINE OF UNDERWEAR FROM THE VICTORIA'S SECRET CATALOGE!? YA!

... sorry typo....one second.....ok

NAY!

We are none other than the fabulous acting troop Confidential Codswallop
Uncanny, Uncommon, and Unconventional.
And this is our Un/O-fficial site.

Joe. The real mailman.